We live in the dumbest timeline, but it has and deserves its own canon.
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As chief lobbyist for the $920/mo Pilot in 2019
https://forum.leasehackr.com/search?context=topic&context_id=510833&q=920%20pilot%20order%3Alatest&skip_context=true
here is the original:
I put $700 Dp on honda pilot 2019 EXL with a $920 a month for 36months lease. 608 credit score. What u guys think?
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I think you meant “canon” with one “n” and not two.
No self-restraint there but even with no DM I thought you should know.
No LH HOF is imaginable without mighty NJRombo thread:
Vehicle Sticker: 34,800
With Taxes, etc: 36,334
Residual: $17,800
39-mos lease
12,000 miles per year
$9k down
$350 per month payment
NJ State Tax: 7%
I had them throw in:
Spoiler, Trunk Mats, Cargo Mat
Did I do okay on this lease?
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EthanRS Lambo / Exotic Hacking Thread
This thread in general was amazing
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wagon - the good fortune of someone else’s cancelled order
The beginning of EQ* mania
This is very much not replicable. This was the last EQS my dealer had, and I’m sure a few brokers will get a message asking about a replication, feel free to ask questions to me but unless you have a car you have found, it’s not going to be easy. I could have made this even cheaper if I had an EV or hybrid in the household, or by extending to a 36 or 39 (cheapest) month flex term. Additional rebate from new credit card signing bonus valued at $1400 in travel plus cashback on MSDs. There is minim…
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RustyDaemon:
mighty NJRombo thread
Don’t forget the NJRonbo crossover episode
Dear God he’s back (sorta) and he’s planning to take the title by putting 10K down on an BMW X5 Hybrid…
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Holy moly , it is truly wild how people will not spend like an hour of research to save themselves thousands and thousands of dollars
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max_g
November 25, 2023, 8:39pm
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That’s why this is not lack of confidence. It’s too much confidence and Dunning Krueger
Idk the guy is saying “ I don’t really know a lot about this “ and etc. it’s like they think doing a minimal amount of investigation is going to kill them or somehow too difficult for them to understand
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IAC
November 25, 2023, 9:55pm
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Meanwhile this is the same person peeling their bananas before weighing them at the store because they ain’t paying for what they can’t eat .
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Some people are beyond being saved from themselves. Apparently, the mighty NJRonbo saga continues, this time with Lincoln:
In early 2022, the Genesis GV60 was my dream vehicle. The Lexus NX350 or NX450 was my second choice. The Corsair was my distant third…
…
I found a Corsair GT in Staten Island, bought it, and got ripped off by the dealership with highly illegal tactics.
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I don’t want to toot my own horn, but saying I would rather be face fucked by a chainsaw than meet @jay3 has to make it in.
Maybe not first ballot HOF
djrabbi
November 26, 2023, 1:54am
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I think I had one of the first unicorn bmw hybrids. It caused lots of drama but whatever lol
I was actually going to donate to forums today once this thread was opened back up. I’m not in denial but everyone seems to take brokers side. Even if I did use his deals, the dealership would have maxed it out at brokers discount and monthly. I got something a lot better. Just because I said “Mike was right about you guys” causing a shit storm for no reason. You don’t think others on this forum use brokers deals to get what they want without actually using a broker?
Edit: $400 difference in MS…
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Its not like he could have… I don’t know… WAITED???
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You would think that after years of doing the exact same thing over and over again with the same results… Maybe you would come to the conclusion that you don’t know what you are doing?
Post in thread ‘Could be buying a 2022 Corsair Grand Touring Tomorrow…Should I?’ Could be buying a 2022 Corsair Grand Touring Tomorrow...Should I? | Page 2 | Lincoln Forums
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The Garages Trophy - receipts from (some) successful lease hackrs
Post pics of your trophies here and monthly payment only. For all who post ACTUAL photos.
Mod edit, 2/20/19: Thank you, Ursus, for creating this thread. Beginning today, we will start sharing these posts on our newly revamped Instagram account. Please PM me if you wish to not have your Trophy Garage deal shared.
Post actual photos of your trophies and basic details only.
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