confirmed report: hard pass on all Teslas, Aquarium Model or otherwise
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They’ve only been building these things for a century. Give them another and they’ll have it down pat.
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I will not get a Tesla unless it was under $200 with $0 DAS
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Same here. And I will not let any woman sit in my Tesla unless she is a 6-foot blonde supermodel.
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I guess with under $200 per month and $0 DAS then you can afford a 6 foot blonde supermodel. 
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Make a Tesla that runs on garbage like in Back to the Future!
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A local AN dealer I am friendly with told me they wouldn’t even want mine🤪
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Jeebus seems like Teslas are in the shitter right now. No point in selling in todays market.
All the dealers who bought them have dramatically over paid.
Like us, they are figuring things may continue to drop……
Best to wait it out I guess then.
Personally, I have no interest in selling mine. I’m just friendly with this dealer (so I catch up with them and chitchat fairly frequently). The conversation turned to Teslas (and curiosity got the better of me) so I asked for an approximate value on mine. That’s when they told me they would not even want to make an offer on it 
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Just wait for some international incident to happen and oil prices skyrocket. Nothing like $8/gallon gas to increase EV second hand market prices. The likelihood of that happening right now seems quite high.
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Especially now that SPR has been tapped on to prop up self deleterious energy policy championed by a former VP.
This scenario may seem ludicrous but it was a reality at some west Los Angeles gas stations only last summer:
Where were you getting $.16/kWh in LA in the summer?
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I was referring specifically to the $7.99 gas prices.
As far as electricity cost, if you are over 70 yo, have 16 dependents and earn less than $20,000/yr, the city of Beverly Hills will subsidize your bill to $0.16/kWh.
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