Funniest/most ridiculous dealer replies you've ever gotten

Reason #877 not to step in the dealer’s door until you have a deal already worked out.

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Any chance 2020 Volvo lease support ends this month :laughing:?

Nah, I’m gonna keep you on edge until next weeks episode!

I assume they had the very best snacks selection for customers?

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They have the very best selection of… vending machines.

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Well with $12k down, them machines better be serving a hot and fresh 5 course meal for $1

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I was offered hot chocolate but they were out of cups :man_shrugging:

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We just added flavored sparkling water and juices to our fridge, so not sure how much longer I will be advertising on LH.

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Don’t talk to us until you have Voss water stocked! :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

Not that cheap shit either, we want the glass bottle one!

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Still generic brand water in flimsy plastic bottles, so safe for now.

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what brand?

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Better be Costco… not Aldi’s… :sweat_smile:

La Croix water

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Boo…give me Spindrift all day

You can buy Spindrift at Costco. Thank me later

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They probably thought senior citizen probably brought his/her thermos so NO CUPS FOR YOU.
Honestly F that place.

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This, i’ve gotten silence, 2 days later an automated email asking if i’m still interested, another 2 days asking if there’s anything else they can help me with, followed by the survey. LOL

I recently was looking at a car on a local dealer’s site that had an “estimate your payments” feature. The feature requires you to input your number/email to access it - big mistake. I have now received multiple daily unsolicited calls, texts and emails from a sales person and his higher ups for the last 3 weeks asking if I am interested, how they can help, etc. I even got an email saying I had “missed” my VIP zoom appointment with the sales person (literally didn’t ask for one, never agreed to such a thing, etc.). This seems extremely pushy/desperate. I just wanted to play with the tool and they don’t seem to get that I am not interested after ignoring their continuous efforts for weeks…so strange.

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When i do those i always type the email as odawjiodwa@gmail.com or something random.

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What did you think would happen after putting your info into their system?

Gotta make those 20 phone calls a day somehow.

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That’s why it’s a good idea to use a Google voice phone number that can have forwarding to your real number turned off at any time.

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