Funniest/most ridiculous dealer replies you've ever gotten

Stonksonlygoup · February 21, 2021, 9:41pm

They have a fine line of boutique, motorized non-horse driven carriages such as the Journey!

Lazarus · February 21, 2021, 11:50pm

If it was a dodge dealership he’s not completely wrong, dodge doesn’t have many lease incentives, assuming your buddy was after a scat pack, hc or ram?

Srt hc popularity has given most fca dealers big heads. They also deal with a lot of people who have sh*tty credit lol.

Stonksonlygoup · February 22, 2021, 1:26am

I was making a funny. Its not a dodge dealership.

GarganoP · February 22, 2021, 1:45am

Subaru or Mazda

IAC_Scott · February 22, 2021, 3:55am

So are you gonna tell us?

Lazarus · February 22, 2021, 4:50am

I mean it’s kinda true what you said lol.

chrishs2000 · February 22, 2021, 10:54pm

I giggled at this. The difference works out to $1.37 per month at my selling price offer. I get that most people probably send made up or incorrect numbers but geez.

He went on to dealersplain to me how to calculate a lease payment with $600 of dealer adds and a 3% selling price discount

cyak · February 22, 2021, 11:01pm

Lmao these sales guys need to seriously get some real sales training .

The “I’m smarter than you” role never goes well with customers haha.

chrishs2000 · February 22, 2021, 11:10pm

It was an ‘f off’ reply, but he spent a lot of time on it. Just say thanks and move on, like I did

cyak · February 22, 2021, 11:13pm

I thought everyone who worked at Honda has to be happy 24/7? It’s like Chick-fil-A right?

You really have to hate your life/be going through some things to lay into someone random over email.

I have several $500/month Camaro quote emails but they’re all pretty similar to these dinguses’ replies.

volvo1 · February 22, 2021, 11:57pm

Literally gave him a free money factor markup

neverhaveleased · February 23, 2021, 12:16am

Ripe meme territory

chrishs2000 · February 23, 2021, 12:46am

It’s fine, I’m not the sales manager sitting on a ton of 2020 inventory with 5 days of factory lease/finance support left on it

Stonksonlygoup · February 23, 2021, 5:10pm

I know what I have got!

cyak · February 23, 2021, 5:31pm

Savage .

Just send a gif with the guy looking over the bushes to them “4 days left suuuuure you don’t want to make that sale?”

Each day send one. Hahaha

Stonksonlygoup · February 23, 2021, 5:32pm

LOL quick way to ensure you’re banned on the CRM

cyak · February 23, 2021, 5:38pm

Ultimate level unlocked.

Stonksonlygoup · February 23, 2021, 5:41pm

Thats when you walk into the dealership, and loudly start yelling, WHO WANTS TO SELL ME A NEW CAR TODAY before MONTHS END!

IAC_Scott · February 23, 2021, 10:21pm

sooooo, we’re still waiting for you to tell us the brand…

Ems33 · February 24, 2021, 1:52am

I was negotiating a deal on a scat pack charger there. Got down to $575/ mo. $2k down. Asked for $550 $2k down. Salesman goes to manager, comes back with $12k down, $550/ mo. I was shocked. Apparently the taxes and fees were not included in the price we were negotiating- even though I had started with $0 down, OTD. Manager called me a senior citizen, worrying about the price so much. Complained that I was there for a few hours and had not budged on my asking price and that we were getting no where. A relatively unpleasant experience. Felt bad for the salesman- seemed like a nice dude. I would never work for someone like that.