Worst leases you've seen

about 50% of what get’s posted on Signed qualify for this thread

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6.3 LH score CX-5… why?

The 6.9 LH score EQE is pretty bad, too. $9.8k in rent charge on $89k MSRP…

Fixed :wink:

Kidding, before tin foil hats come after me

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dumb-and-dumber-no-way

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Just dont :rofl: especially with the “Fly me to the moon” movie coming out. They will take it as a documentary.

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Yikes…

Would be perfect if someone wants to buy this and flip it.

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for a 2023 loaner EQE 350 with over 8k miles :skull::rofl:

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Doubt it….

the salestax is wrong for the lease

Yeah, Fairfield MB is a total waste of time to try and get a deal. Just stick with Walnut Creek, Pleasanton, or SF (now South San Francisco).

The Envision MB dealers (Sac, El Dorado Hills, and Rocklin) in NorCal are actually worse than Fairfield when it comes to pricing.

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Envision Benz dealerships down here in SoCal (MB Escondido specifically) suck too. Every behavior you would associate with a sketchy used car salesman, look no further than MB Escondido

everything is.

I took my MB in for a warranty issue recently. On the showroom floor there’s a new Eqe3-fiddy advertized for $999/mo with $5k down.
Not $5k DAS mind you. With fees and shit it’s more like $7k DAS.

They advertise it because there’s always a fool out there.

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Just saw this on another web forum… guy has like 2,200 posts on the forum and seems to hop in and out of MB’s all the time. He’s in Cary, NC. Probably need to get him in touch with @djrabbi next time.

This is like 3x the payment of what an AMG EQE SUV leases for on LH lol.

and

Probably Indian so hard pass

You and him would probably get a long. In like a bizzaro-world-exact-opposites sort of way. He actually traded in a 2021 E63S wagon to get this.

I’ve driven a facelift e63 wagon. And I have no idea why anyone would ever trade one in. Especially on an… EQE?

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If it makes you feel even worse for the guy, he said he received “significant … residual equity” which was rolled into that AMG EQE with the $1,911 monthlies. He cited on the forum the main reason for ditching the E63S was that the 2021 Benz didn’t have wireless Carplay and didn’t have wireless Android Auto.

Like I said, maybe DJRabbi needs to find this guy and help him out. One AMG gear-head-to-another.

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Has he heard of a wireless CarPlay adapter?

I’m done. That guy is beyond saving. I need to take a walk.

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Lol this lease was so bad, you may need to see a therapist.

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