Signed- [used] 2023 mb eqs 580 suv - 24mo balloon at $0 DAS $469/mo effective

I can’t decide if this is crazy or brilliant. It seems, most think it’s crazy, but I did it anyway.

2023 Mercedes Benz EQS 580 SUV Exclusive Trim
Original MSRP: $137,360
Balloon MRM: $102,500
Selling Price: $57,900
Months: 24
Miles/Yr: 7.5K (extra miles at only $0.10)
Acq Fee: $155
Doc Fee: $700
Reg Fee: $400
Disposition Fee: $195
Residual on MRM: 54%
APR: 6.74%
Mileage: 43K (crazy part)

Actual Payment: $502/mo (due 50 days after signing)
LH Score on Actual Payment: 17.8 years

Effective Payment: $469/mo
LH Score on Effective Payment: 18.7 years

Financed via an AFG used-vehicle balloon loan. I would opt to return the vehicle, in place of the 24th payment. The min TCO would include only 23 payments and the $195 disposition fee. Going with 7500 miles, given $0.10 for overage, it’s cheaper vs the RV hit upfront, and super cheap for an EQS. It does have 43k miles on it and I will only be under new car warranty for some of my ownership period. The battery and drivetrain warranty provides coverage until 155K miles.

Some additional details for all the haters,

  • MB recently performed the 40K mile service, including 4 new tires, brake fluid flush, new hepa/cabin filters and an alignment. The invoice for the service was $4600.
  • MB extended warranty is around $5K for 1 year. Xcare warranty is around $1500 for 1 year. No need to make either decision now.
  • The selling dealer is a Nissan dealer and agreed to ground my Ariya early. I was able to use it as one-way transportation.
  • First owner never claimed the free wallbox offer, I was able to claim as 2nd owner.
  • Vehicle is super clean and has ceramic tint on all windows and rear hatch glass.
  • Equipped with factory tow package which can be hard to find.
  • I avoided sales tax by completing the deal before the NJ exemption expires.

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First charging pic

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Do you have a option to walk away after 24 payments? Never seen something like this that’s why i ask

IMO, not worth the risk with these EQs.

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Agreed, @z0lt3c is playing with fire and faulty electrons.

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Someone posted a $12,xxx 24m one pay lease which sounds better especially with warranty

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I’ve been trying to find one with lower miles. This one was up for sale at Maheim today;

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But they only seem to make it to auction with the beige or grey interiors

I can always extend the MB warranty, but I’m pretty resourceful fixing electrons.

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You won’t recommend a Canadian CLS550 but you’ll risk your family in a EQS? Where are your priorities man.

X7 X7 X7 X7 X7 X7 X7 X7

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I heard someone scream X7?

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I couldn’t live with the EQ anxiety

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Can you find a good X7 for @z0lt3c ’s family to enjoy near NJ? I bet once his wife drives a loaded X7, he’ll never be allowed to get another EV.

Or just sell him yours.

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More lemon-y too

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Never been in IX but that looks nicer than EQE

Insurance is insane.

I didn’t realize you were shopping for a minivan…

I’ve had both and I concur, EQS and even EQE to some extent are nicer in terms of luxury and comfort than IX. IX is a more fun and nimble drive though. All of them suck at random stupid issues lol.

How does the balloon structure work in layman’s terms? I’ve read the thread on it a long time ago but cautious about it.

North worth if no warranty. Might as well piss the money away

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Pass. No warranty definitely PASS. Also the exterior looks like a town & country.

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My exposure will be between 40K and 50K miles on a vehicle that has been trouble free and well maintained. The worst-case scenario is I spend $5000 on the MB extended warranty. Even in this case, the TCO is still significantly cheaper than my BMW IX or I5, with a lower effective payment, no money at signing and no MSDs. I don’t have to make the warranty decision now. Cheapest CPO option was $11K more.

My wife will never go to a gas station again.

We are well beyond the lemon window with a 2-year-old vehicle at over 40k miles. Any factory defects would have surfaced already.

There are probably less then 5 of these unicorn loaner deals possible, at any time, and like 1000 people trying to score them. On the other hand, a new 2024 EQS 580, if you can even find one, is leasing for $1520/mo plus inceptions and MSDs. See @AutoCompanion sheet here

The best point made.

It’s really simply. I make 23 payments, first one 30 days after origination, then return the vehicle in place of the 24th. No other option will make sense, no need to complicate things. However, one downside to balloon is you have to pay tax on the full purchase price, which I avoided thanks to NJ.

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How do you know it’s been well maintained and trouble-free? I mean… someone could inherit my EQE today and have no idea that the A/C has a rich history of blowing hot air, incredibly faulty CarPlay, and cameras that like to display surroundings upside down. Sure, there aren’t any service reports, but that’s a reflection of how little time I have to deal with shit engineering, not a reflection of the vehicle’s reliability.

I mean, I’m sure you’ll be fine. I just don’t have the risk appetite

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