Leasehackr Meme Lounge (Part 1)

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That Velar payment will sting much worse that first time it’s flat-bedded from a valet parking spot back to the dealer.

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Look man. You don’t get one of them for reliability, you get it because it’s elegant

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Velar… also known as “At least it’s not an Evoque”

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I nominate this for LH line of the day.

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You’re too kind. It’s a composite of several experiences:

  • when a friend who got a new LR4 drove us to the Borgata, but the mere presence of our iPhones caused the smart key to malfunction, and the valet couldn’t get it to start. LR ended up doing a collateral exchange, which was also a :lemon:
  • a friend who works at a LR dealership shared many stories:

Or a Full-sized Autobiography with defective seals on sky roof — how do you find out in SoCal? The one day it rains and your RR is a swimming pool.

They are fabulous machines, there is a reason it’s the only vehicle the Queen will drive. But they are just as unreliable in 2021 as they were in 2001 and 1981 and 1961.

If you get the chance to do the RR driving experience, highly recommended. But ffs don’t marry one.

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I had a 2012 evoque that I got as a demo and sold with just under 60k miles on it. It was flawless the entire time I had it.
season 1 friends GIF

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Interestingly enough, this is normal

Looks like the Freelander was a bit of a dud though.

Rover/BMW vs Ford I suppose

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Hey but just remember they are so great and in demand that even mentioning a discount is unheard of, they must be selling for over sticker now!

Back in the day the only way to take one in on trade in was to offer half of wholesale book, and even then you might be underwater in it, especially if you tried to retail it

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Family friend just had a 2019 full size with 30k miles on it suffer a complete engine failure. Not sure about the specifics, but the entire freaking engine needs to be replaced. LR is just gonna :lemon: it

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Elon called it -

He just neglected to mention that all the other cars that also can’t self drive would be appreciating as well.

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The Jeep Sharia.

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May was looking to be a washout for all but a couple hackables: @stcyn to the rescue

Obviously I’m excluding @dukez unreproducable Bolt, and maybe all the bump stickers made me forget a few. Is it June yet?

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too many references to link

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5bidke

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