Leasehackr Meme Lounge (Part 1)

I hate people.

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I think this deserves a separate thread??? Broker/Dealer spicy stories hah

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Oh boy oh boy… yes please…

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Did you end up following up with the"client" about your offer?

At any given time I have some turd who “can’t get the numbers to work” with their calculator.

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NOPR 4 points¡6 hours ago

Weren’t you in here two days ago talking about the new truck you bought this year that you traded in for an explorer lease? Now you’re gonna lease a fusion? What are you doing? Stop buying cars until you know what you want.

human_thought -3 points¡6 hours ago

I had them unwind the explorer deal. The fusion just makes much more sense in my case

-Suzuka- 4 points¡7 hours ago

Um…for $1200 a month I would hope you would be getting a luxury/sports car.

human_thought -7 points¡7 hours ago

$1200 additional a year…

mohibkh 6 points¡7 hours ago

A month or a year??? You stated that it’s $1200 a month mate…?

Zarinde 4 points¡5 hours ago

Change your post then, dumbass.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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That turd’s calculator, probably

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Well it is the LH calculator and I agree.

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Another nugget, in same thread:

DadOf3-1978 0 points¡6 hours ago

Why don’t you focus on the price not the payment

earnedmystripes Chevy Sales3 points¡5 hours ago

probably because it’s a lease.

DadOf3-1978 -3 points¡5 hours ago

Idiotic way of negotiating. Anyone knows lower capitalized cost lower the payment period.

TheRealMeatloaf Maple Flavoured Ford Finance Manager2 points¡2 hours ago

What about when a lower cap cost comes with a lower residual?

Don’t give advice based on sound bites you’ve heard.

That Maple Flavored F&I guy is like top guy there on giving advice, flair and all…

ChevySales shines too

TheRealMeatloaf Maple Flavoured Ford Finance Manager3 points¡1 hour ago

Cap cost is only one factor that goes into the payment. Residual and interest rate have far more impact on the final payment than cap cost.

Stop giving sound bite advice.

AKA don’t you dare mentioning the fact that if all other things are equal, reducing cap cost by negotiating lower selling price reduces monthly payment. Nah, its rent and residual and let me throw all these terms at you and shut up you’re impacting my GROSSSSS!

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Meatloaf is the best since he does not give a crap. https://www.reddit.com/r/TheRealMeatloaf/

Lol that’s how I imagine him now:

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Hah he told me, that I’m an idiot, and i should never show myself in that sub again.

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Yeah, that whole subreddit feels like antithesis to LH. Always “shhh, it’s good deal, no one discounts cars nowadays, this deal at MSRP is great, just have an easy and quick transaction, it’s better that way, another non-flair user with their Leasehacker ramblings” nonsense.

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Respectively, that is like being banned from a Times Square peep show before the cleanup.

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what you talkin bout willis…

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I was talking about getting told to leave r/askcarsales (The joke being that you shouldn’t have been there in the first place, it’s a creep show, not a peep show), but you reminded me of one of the best tee shirts ever

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I was there before the cleanup…

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The closest I ever got was scalping Tickle Me Elmos out front (1995?), which is closer than I’ll get to r/askcarsales

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He did start sharing some stories about the types of customers he gets under his previous handle… back in May or June? Something like that… he does owe us more juicy stuff though lol they were pretty good

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