Imma get a chevy cavalier with a leather bra and smoked plates
Why not an IROC Z28 so you can speed through the neighborhood? 
It will look great when you include it in your forthcoming bankruptcy
Yes (take your own advice) and yes (itâs THE WORST TIME IN HISTORY to lease - sit it out another 6 months)
Youâre definitely on the wrong brand here. Goodbye (for now) BMW.
Get your 3 bureau score, and spend the winter fixing your credit. Whatever repairs your current car needs in the mean time, make them. If anyone gives you shit about your car, tell them you are paying off your debts and getting something new in the spring. They arenât paying your bills.
Nah im just gonna sign this deal to spite u geeks
Cuz i can
I am legend
You say that like more than 1 out of 100 take our advice â most ask and still make a terrible financial decision. Itâs your money. My FICO v8 will still be an 842 whether or not you overpay for a 3-series that lacks a touch screen.
After you spite us, donât forget to post pics in the Trophy Garage
You guys all need to stop being so insensitive. Think of the hookers.
In a 330?
On behalf of the guy or gal who desked and then gave you this âdealâ thanks!!!
You wanna ooze confidence and big D*** energy? Order a Pink Rubicon 4XE, can prolly get under $600 sign n drive where your at. I am sure itâs more of a conversation starter, eye candy than the car the upper middle class high schooler gets when they turn 17.
Let us know how much the bankruptcy attorney costs as well, to really stick it to us.