Chatted with folks from both Stohlman and Linsay over the phone. Might be able to work something out.
The Tiguan is actually for someone in Nashville, but there are like two VW dealers there, and they want $375/month and $1,500 drive-off. So I figured I’d extend my search radius and try NoVa. No one wants to ship, though – it’s a fly in, drive home sort of deal, which is risky without having anything in writing.