Giulia is a tease. She tells you she loves you and is low maintenance but she runs back to her sugar daddy at the slight sneeze and spends more nights in the sugar dealers garage than yours. When she does comes back, you know that the special thing between you is now just fake. She may still smile but deep down she dreams of the dealers two strong lift arms lifting her and Tending to her every whim and desires.
You know that Giulia would do everything to be in the arms of her mechanic. She may just shutdown one fine morning so that you are forced to take her to the mechanic, only to suddenly reappear completely sane, thereby making you look insane.
And that annoying squeak as you gently brake, is just her version of nails on a chalkboard.
Soon you will be thinking of swapping partners, you, a hitherto decent and moral person. You will soon start lurking over the neighbors fence, lusting over the plain but dependable civic.