Worst leases you've seen

Homie hacked the system to pay $1200 a month for an X5

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homie is paying gls money for an x5

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this has got to be BS, right? Like how many sales managers with an ounce of self respect would respond to an email like that? …right?

I’m imagining an email that starts: “Dear Gentlemen,”

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Oh my god hahaha

This is not that bad at all. I wouldn’t say it’s a good deal but it’s not that far off what these go for.

Quickly checked a couple brokers and was seeing around 1000/effective for lower msrp without tax figured in. It’s also 12k vs 10k which adds cost.

There are probably people paying 2k/mo for that same car, now that is thread worthy.

It’s not like you’re going to find this for 800/mo

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It might give some SMs some market research or allow them to bullshit a bit to throw off other dealers what their walk-ins are paying. There is definitely a note in the CRM at six dealerships on this guy though.

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I bought a 2023 F150 Lightning and got 8 weeks out of it before it spent 6 months at the dealership waiting for parts. The day I went to pick up my lemon law check the part came in and the truck was fixed LOL.
It’s actually a fantastic truck for doing truck things within a 100 mile radius, our fire chief was issued one and it gets shit done. But Ford…

Not a lease, but good lord is this a terrible deal, especially from a mainstream franchised dealer (Newport Beach, CA). I can’t imagine it would be a good feeling by year 12 or 13 still paying close to $3k/month (plus maintenance) for a nearly 15-year-old exotic:

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Los Angeles CA, the land of the money and endless bad decisions

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Miami , the land of fake money and endless bad decisions

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Porsche and Piëch bag hold VW so hard they lose 20 Billion Euros. And y’all complain about the TCO of a Taos.

https://www.reuters.com/business/autos-transportation/porsche-se-expects-217-bln-loss-after-tax-volkswagen-stake-impairment-2025-03-07/

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Anyone care for a $1000 month Lexus, Lexus RX. Oh and seller wants $5k down.

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All the features

lol someone put $8k full body paint protection on a fisker ocean…. It still has all of its boosts!

@Jeremyb - that’s how to keep your wheels from getting screwed up.

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Honestly that car doesn’t look bad and super cheap. Better than Hornet LOL

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Insurance might not be cheap on one of these.

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I double-dog dare you to get a Fisker Ocean.

Do you really want me to post my GLS600 deal and cause havoc? LOL

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@Bumboola is watching :eyes:

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