Worst Dealer Names/commercials etc.!

[nyclife]

So just list the worst names you’ve seen for dealers. Whether it’s a name a rhyme or a commercial, NAME YOUR WORST.

DISCLAIMER: this has nothing to do with the service/reputation of the dealer, just the name or funny saying!

I will start with an old dealer that was, thank the lord, renamed. “Big Dee Volvo” A family member of mine has an '04 Volvo S60 with 22k miles that they stroll around in with that on the back in bold. BIG DEE VOLVO

[Benedetto]

Has to be Big O Dodge Chrysler Jeep and Ram.

Nobody is having a big O w/ those products

[max_g]

Hassel BMW / Ford / Volvo

Then there’s Biener Audi which almost sounds like Beater Audi the first time you hear it on the radio.

[NY13]

More like Weiner Audi. I know them. Tried to lease me a q5 for 795 a month. I guess when you in well off neighborhoods you can just throw darts at the high numbers and thats the price.

[Raven]

Baltimore Maryland