Tesla Truck - Early April Fools joke?

Then where are the partially covered wheels and extended tail?

This is aerodynamics pushed to extreme:

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Other trucks being bad does not make this a design study in optimized aerodynamics.

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Those tires and the flat front end can’t be aerodynamic.

That’s an insult to the Aztek. The Aztek looks like a work of art in comparison.

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We have to compare to others…what do you wanna compare with? a Prius?

You bet! They probably thought not to make it too eco…after all, this will try to sell to real truck owners.

Tesla must be trolling

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This is somehow even worse than I imagined it could or would be.

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It’s obviously not real. Right?

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Anything is possible in this Ponzi scheme. Gotta keep that market cap, uh, high.

FUNDING SECURED!

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I wonder if he and John will share a cell for tax evasion.

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Let’s recap shall we?

6.5 ft bed, 500 mile range, built-in ramp, self-driving tech, stainless steel body, 0-60 in 2.9 = 69k.

If Elon delivers on all of this then woe to the upper end truck market at the end of 2022.

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Don’t forget shatter proof windows.

Disregarding how incredibly ugly that thing is, I don’t see how it can pass pedestrian crash safety standards.

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Now go raise $2.5B on this joke model to survive the next 6 months. #fundingSecuredAt420

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Hey @kimcicle, remember when I asked if it could be this fugly, and you said there is absolutely no way…

Musk asked me to hold his beer.

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I was reading some of the fanboi comments this morning. While I have yet to see anyone say it’s beautiful, they are definitely goo goo over this thing. Spec-wise, it sounds impressive on paper. But this thing has got to go down as #1 on the all time worst designs of any vehicle ever created.

It makes the Aztek look like a work of art.

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Someone has been breeding Azteks and Deloreans until they got JUST ugly enough

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It’s definitely an “interesting” look. But I’ll say, the garage door style cab cover is kinda cool though. Just have to hope it has better reliability than those door handles:

because to a Tesla fanboi, Tesla can do no wrong, and if Musk says it can, it must be true.

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If you think they are the base for this truck you are wrong. This will not be a hot sale in CA…as other trucks find that out. I’m curious to see how many orders they will get for this.

I agree with you that the covered bed feature here is an aerodynamic improvement. Of course, so is a truck with a campershell compared to an open bed.

The point is is that this isn’t a design done with a focus on optimized aerodynamics. They could have designed a truck with that as the design goal and this is definitely not what it would have looked like, as there are lots of design details here that fly directly in the face of that being a major driver. There are lots of things that could have been done here to improve aerodynamics while maintaining this horrible design aesthetic that weren’t.