Regrets, I've had a few... on my 2023 Porsche Cayenne Base Demo Lease

I have not had the chance yet, probably will the next time I visit one of my Porsche dealers, excitedly waiting for my '22 Macan lease to be up so I can pickup the '23 I ordered… Honestly, I love the car so much it kind of makes me want to purchase for the first time, basically, ever.

Don’t say that BMW is junk compared to Porsche and bring a Macan into the picture. A Macan is just an Audi Q5 with a Porsche badge, it has no characteristics of a real Porsche.

BMW is producing cars that blow most exotics out of the water performance wise, it’s the furthest thing from junk.

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Of course you drive a Macan. I’m sorry you bought a rebadged Audi and have to make personal attacks to compensate for your insecurities buddy. You sound like a complete moron. The Q5 and the Macan share a platform, the Macan was not made ground up by Porsche and neither is any other Porsche other than the 911.

As for your burger flipping comment. If that’s how I’m able to afford the 2022 Lamborghini Urus and 2023 BMW M8 Comp sitting in my driveway then call me whatever you want. I’ll be the first to admit my Urus is a rebadged RSQ8 because it is.

:joy::joy:

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HAHAHHAA this guy really called me a burger flipper. I’m dying of laughter here :rofl:

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Click and keep scrolling, and enjoy!

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You mean Lamburgerini?

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You know what I mean. Btw, I posted a meme there for you on a landfill, you should check it out.

I did and like much of everything else you say, it was pretty incoherent :joy:

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And you can come talk to me when you have a car with over 300hp.

Meme is you, buddy, she says BMW is pretty because she is pretty.

from Imgflip Meme Generator

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@Eric51 on tinder with his $333 jeep

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If that’s your argument, that Porsche is Audi because you have 300HP under your hood, then this just proves the point: your job is to flip burgers. If you do anything other than that for a living then you are a hazard, to public and yourself.
On a separate note, 300HP is not a lot of power nowadays, more like ant piss when you compare to high end performance engines. if you have said you have got 1000HP one would be impressed by your engine (but not with your dribbling argument about Porsche Macan being Audi Q5).

To be honest, the 19-23 year old girls that I sell the same car that you drive to don’t care about the power or “performance”. They just like it because it’s cute. Not one of the cars I need to know performance details about, that’s usually for M Car and 911 buyers.

Do you wear gloves when you drive your Macan? Just curious

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Honestly, you’ll get used to the Cayenne after a while and appreciate the comfort versus the agility.
You can also take comfort in the fact that you are driving a V6 Cayenne and not a 4 cyl base Macan, AKA dressed up Audi Q5

Mehehehehe, got ya again :grin:

https://forum.leasehackr.com/t/off-topic-landfill-5/349359/6628

Please ask him what his other car is, and what his previous cars were. Please do it.

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When I stop by I want my burgers well done, French fries and soda supersized. Thank you.

To be fair, he also drives a Jeep Compass and had a Tiguan and Jetta (but not at the same time).

So there’s that.

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The 718’s platform is exclusive although technically the 718 and 992 are on a shared platform (MMB). And I guess you can count the 918 and upcoming Mission X as well, but that is a different category of car.

Calling the Macan a rebadged Q5 isn’t exactly truthful. Porsche changes parts of the frame, suspension, engine, and other components. According to Porsche, the Macan is 80% unique to itself.

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