Rabbi has the answer.
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I was close - I figured it was a Camaro or corvette. Wondering if your chest hair, grade 3 education, and gold chains were visible just below your neckline? 
You got this Gino!
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Lol did you really join the forum 13 hours ago to simp for the G580?
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I think it was more like 12 hours ago .
Itās one of the 10 most spectacular things Iāve ever seen in the history of the internet.
I also need to come clean. I donāt really have a Scat Pack. It was out of my price range, couldnāt afford the $191 a month. With that being said, Iām close to closing on a 2019 Vespa for my daily that I found on Craigslist. Weāre so close in the negotiation, but he wants me to throw in 2 of my wired PS2 controllers and I donāt want to do that until I can afford a PS3.
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You should hold true to your username and get a W212 E Class. Then post in the Merc V8 thread instead of posting in the Charger threads.
Edit: hereās a better unit
https://www.cosmomotors.com/details-2014-mercedes~benz-e~class-e63_amg-used-wddhh7gb4ea927893.html
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Heās got a 212 area code. Heās either hacking the subway and bus or helicopters. No in between bro
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212 area code is much less entertaining than W212 Benz.
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@212hackr Arenāt you a 305 or 954 hacker these days?
Close, 561.
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Absolutely sounds about right.
Sorry. My reply took a bit longer this time. I was in the middle of a M&A pitch. Took me a bit to get down the elevator from the 76th floor and get cell service.
How was lunch at the strip mall?
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His writing screams Junior Associate at a middling PE firm. He was coming down that elevator to fetch lattes for more important people. No important person at any PE firm (literally none) drives 30k miles in a year. In fact your main goal is to rise up to avoid that. Heās basically shuttling around doing bitch work trying to pretend he is a baller. However, Iām sure he has a good FICO score, therefore the APR on his solar panels is solid!
And whatās clearly evident (based on the fact that he felt the need to sign up strictly to defend his purchase that he foolishly thought solidified him as a baller), is this could be the most insecure human being Iāve ever encountered on the internet.
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Time to change your username. In between fetching skinny lattes for your Partners and VPs.
SkinNYLatteFetcher is sadly taken.
What I can say for certain though is that when I conclude a big pitch where Iām a key figure in, the very first order of business I have following that pitch is arguing with random internet strangers on a lease forum.
SkinNYLatteFetchr
FTFY
Agreed. @littleviolette please end this pathetic attempt at d!ck measuring
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which dealer was thsi? great deal