Reminds me of someone once upon a time…

Reminds me of someone once upon a time…

Love it brother! I appreciate it!
I think you need to do better error-checking on your listing. It appears you’re presenting different values than what the underlying vehicles actually are. And some of the resulting lease economics will then be wrong.
For example your '21 Turbo S in Ice Grey. You say it had an original MSRP of $173,630 and listing for $109,995 with 45,688 miles. But that’s not right. The original MSRP was $217,370 for the VIN ending 144. And the listing price is $115,000.

I think you jumped the gun and tried to put some of these cars online too quickly. It appears that your dealer did a large wholesale buy to aggregate collateral here in NorCal and the vehicles are en route. Whatever it takes to keep juicy units away from IAC_Scott’s unicorn offerings, nobody in NorCal is getting those MidAtlantic and Northeast pricing. The great CPO leases seem to be dead.
Regarding the perception that you’re taking a fat margin… you’ll want to check your pricing vs list for the reason that it appears you’re marking up this unit to $118,788

can you spell out the exact VINs and details instead of screenshots so it’s easier to copy your post into ChatGPT to generate a response? Thanks.
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Complete Sentence.
No offense but these deals are horrible
Glad everyone else spoke up
Most Porsche brokers on LH doing somewhere between 3-5k DAS on Porsche CPO
10k DAS is worse than dealerships
Check the resids on those calculations for the two black Turbo S. I mean… the monthly on a 12 month does look really good (for California standards). But also feels very wrong compared to the Ice Grey and Neptune Blue ones.
The color affects the residual value
Feel free to contact me on my cell 650-844-3268
CPO 2021 911 Carrera Odometer Miles: 33864
Exterior Color: Black – Transmision: PDK (Automatic)
Interior Color: Exclusive Manufaktur Leather Interior in Black/Slate Grey
California only deal
• Lease Payment: $1,145 + tax
• Term: 24 Months
• Drive-off: $2550
• MSRP: $138,490
• LIST Price: $114,788
• Miles: 5000 miles per year
• Terms: Available only to qualified customers through Porsche Financial Services through 5/31/2025.
Drive a 911 for less than $45/day !
Just to confirm the DAS is $2,550 and not $10k.
Thats correct
How else are they going to move out of their parents house if you are taking their business away ![]()
I don’t know why you worrying about brokers when you could be worrying about paying your portion of the section 8 rent. The first is only 15 days away!
Over $3/mile ![]()
The Ruby Star car was mine.

Someone is getting roasted.
“$10k must be brought in cash, do not call or mention it to anyone at the dealership.”
dang a 650 # ..LFG! bring on the electric cayman already and the electric suv.. your gonna do very well here. welcome