I appreciate the humor - thank you.
Expedition EL, lots of comfort in all 3 rows and plenty of room behind 3rd row. Might be able to find a purchase deal on the old model. They are tanks. Otherwise, back to minivan.
Just saw an ad for Buick Enclave or whatever. Seats 7, so you can put your stuff on the extra seat, for now.
What about a MB metris or sprinter van? Metris is smaller, sprinter is huge.
Look at all that space behind last row
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