Loaners, anyone? I need a beat up piece of shit aka loaner. Where can I find one?
Ok I have never said anything about 5-6 year old cars. You have to have a sadistic streak to own an out of warranty Bmw, which was at most 6 years, and now 5 years.
My car is 390 all in. Taxes rolled. Ie first month das.
Show me a $58000 car with warranty throughout the life of the lease for 390 a month, with everything else rolled. I wonāt even get into the maintenance being included.
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Where do I get a loaner? Help!
Wow excuses much? So to sum up you canāt.
Ok how about this. Find some published terms for a used car lease. Find some cpo cars with 3 years of warranty use the calculator and beat my deal. Itās all hypothetical but Iāll give the benefit of the doubt. If you find a posted mf of .00001 Iāll assume you can get that. Itās all dollar based residuals so it will be interesting. Must be clean title accident free car.
There is one f-type on here where the residual and sale price were about 2k apart and it was still over $400 a month I think.
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You know that none of DMV MB dealers do MSDs, donāt you? You have to work really hard to make them do it. And then thereās marked up MF and acquisition fee.
Loaners are the best! I am an idiot and I salute you for pushing me here a loaner! I dream of beat up piece of junk aka loaner. Please help me get one!
Leasing a luxury car loaner is an ultimate hack that I learned about on LH.
Well, I was actually offered one by my friend before learning more about it here.
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I found my deal worked up an offer and had my car within 18 hours. So next question is how much is your time worth?
Beat up junk, a piece of shit aka loaner is the best! Who can get me one?
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Ok i think my point is clear. Iām done with you. Enjoy the plastic wrapping your NEW car.
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Do you have a loaner? I dream of getting a beat up piece of shit, junk aka loaner. Send me some organized criminal syndicate information which has a fleet of loaners they want to launder money with. Thank you!
Should I sell my 2009 X5? 
I had an 09 335 bought it from carmax in 2015 with 42k miles, great shape. Obviously got the warranty, $3500, which paid for itself within 6 months.
His time is so goddamn valuable he can spend all day proving heās an idiot on the interwebs.
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I am looking for a loaner car.
You Just gotta be a dick huh.
But I still won.
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Who said I drive a loaner? But sure, you admitted yourself that you are not smart 
Stupid piece of shit and D-I-C-K you are. But hey, do you have any loaners to sell?
Loaners are abused piece of junk.Everyone should get it!
Lemme grant your wish. You, sir, are a f$cking 
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