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I think he has this saved on clipboard to just paste whenever the opportunity arises, don’t forget the leasing 101 guide 
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There is a “canned reply” feature available to the mods for inserting pre-written responses for common questions.
(Which is why you’ll see others post it as well)
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In person at a dealership today while getting my car serviced…
Me: I’m interested in leasing one of your 2020 Bolts you have quite a few left.
Sales: Ok let me get some numbers for you and come back…
Me: Ok.
Sales: My manager says we aren’t leasing any cars right now.
Me: Umm… Ok. Bye.
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Market addendum be hitting like a got damn truck…
Not a meme, but taking this opportunity to vent about the fact that I literally just pulled my F-Type out of the garage for my lease return inspection and noticed this bad boy. I did NOT see that earlier this morning. Ugh.
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wait what? They died?
Ha! Actually laughed out loud at that one. Thanks.
Don’t forget to make it 110k.
If you fold the third row down, how much negative equity do you think you can fit in the back?
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And how many strippers?
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Sorry, Fuddruckers died in Southern California.
How could I have missed that?
Just wire clip the part sticking out and park it so that part of the tire is on the ground 
, black sharpie the clipped part if it’s too shiny