I’m pretty sure @derekoh1991’s customers get the best coffee… @oarfish18 's customers like donuts… @thevolvoguy may not be alive next week… and @GOAT gets his cars through a fencing operation.
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Said no one ever
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The beach boys reunion tour?
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Love that you used an actual photo from my store
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All the photos are from each dealer’s stores. That’s how we know your deals are better than the others… when using the coffee scale.
I should have used this one for @derekoh1991
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Yep, at the Corvette get together
If that was my old high school reunion…the only difference would be everyone had a Ford Mustang 5.0.
White hair, matching clothes would still be there just a different car.
We actually closed the Coffee Haus, thanks!
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That bottom picture looks like the former volvo store in riverhead…
Welp found out why I don’t live in the hamptons…
Stopped at a deli on the way back for a Arizona Iced Tea in a can. You guys have all had them, they WERE $.99…I was charged $3. THREE WHOLE DOLLARS on an Arizona!?
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We’re paying 2k for non M cars… take them Ls like I am bro
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Yeah I took the L yesterday. Dropped a car off in Staten Island, with surge pricing the uber back was 235+tip. Somehow I sold a car, dropped it off made it back to the store at 1030pm and my net personal profit was…NEGATIVE $137.
Where is a drunk driver when I need one?
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Bruh, as a Chinese take out kid, I remember thinking all white collar jobs was rich and lazy. Now I see car sales basically bend over for clients just to put food on the table. Wild
Not gonna lie, I remember thinking the same thing as a teenager delivering pizzas. Looking back, living at home, getting paid in cash to ride my motorcycle all summer was PEAK
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Just as my Dealr Ratr predicted.