Leasehackr Meme Lounge (Part 2)

[holeydonut]

AutoTime| JUNE. Insane PORSCHE blowout deals. Cayenne coupe and Taycan steal! Demo deals! (646) 570-3869

I have a GT3 allocation available for an August build. (No, not at msrp)! Text for more info. Broker fee: $999 Call or Text (646) 570-3869 . :arrow_right:When submitting an inquiry via text, we kindly ask to mention your Full name , email , zipcode , and LH handle

[zaimer]

I’m sure we can talk into a starbies gc over MSRP. We can split the cost lol.

[li8625]

I got like 500 bucks of Starbucks gift cards. Who wants to spoonfeed me a gt3RS at MSRP?

[holeydonut]

Damn he sold it…

[li8625]

If the markup is less than 50k, it’s genuinely a deal.

[DailyDriven]

Silverado RST EV or Lightning Platinum - Real Ownership (Not Online Reviews)

I think value to enjoyment wise - there is not much out there better than one of these high end EV trucks. I have a Lightning now which I absolutely love. It is in the process of being transferred.

[thevolvoguy]

I am old enough to remember flipping allocations…That used to fund my IRA and 401k for the year doing a few of those

[li8625]

Me and making money on my cars? skill issues…

[li8625]

June 25' Chicagoland Porsche - Macan, Cayenne, 911, 718, Panamera, Taycan

Just a general note since I now get 10 of these messages everyday, I do not have any hidden leasing deals. If there is something that makes sense, it will be posted in my monthly threads. So please do not message me asking for 911 CPO lease deals or “what cheap Taycan leases I have”. Everything available is posted above.

[Justlooking]

Deal Check - Mercedes 2025 EQS SUV580 Demo

Did a quick check on the marketplace and found the following offer. Yours is a higher MSRP and includes taxes while this one is +tax so I think your offer is “good” but it could be better. See how motivated the dealer is and if they re willing discount it further. 2024 EQS580 SUV Demo MSRP: $13X,XXX Monthly Payment: 959+ tax Drive-off Amount: 4,000 Term: 30 months/7.5k annual mileage

Deal Check - Mercedes 2025 EQS SUV580 Demo

Where did you see this? It looks like a great deal to me! I would actually be interested to look into it

[Ursus]

[Justlooking]

Had no idea who he was lol

[holeydonut]

Would be more meta if you memed a response from him too.

[Ursus]

I knew you did not lol

[Ursus]

[li8625]

@Benedetto I’m not saying it’s my favorite shipping company but is it my favorite shipping company? lol

I don’t understand how major dealers don’t use reputable shippers like go2 or reliable. It only takes one bad transaction and you’re cooked.

[holeydonut]

TIL Mercedes Benz of Loredo is the dumbest MB dealer in the USA. Anybody ever hack a deal from them?

'We Screwed Up' Says Mercedes Dealer After Losing $350K AMG During Transport...

The Unknown individual probably looked trustworthy. Maybe a Trusted Hackr?

[li8625]

the “unknown” individual

[zaimer]

Lmao. Bowtie really isn’t going to be his friend now

[Spoonman]

Gosh, where might the “unknown individual” have taken it?

I would think a luxury dealer in that location would have serious controls on transport!