Leasehackr Meme Lounge (Part 1)

Damn $6 and Costco thought I would never see the day

1 Like


14 Likes

Nobody is making fun of your disability, no matter how much you taunt us to

Big Bang Theory Wow GIF by INTO ACTION

Stinkiness is a leading indicator of how tasty a cheese will be

Stinky Cheese GIF

2 Likes

In all fairness, Chicagoland is also not an accurate representation of the true Midwest imo.

(Not specifically referring to the ranch war at hand :sweat_smile:)

As someone who loves most things cheese, blue cheese is barely edible.

3 Likes

Yeah I don’t even recognize blue cheese as cheese

Cheese is neither a dip nor a condiment.

1 Like

Speaking of regional atrocities, also need to mention those places where they put mustard on your burger without even asking

Angry Jon Bernthal GIF by NETFLIX

1 Like

Or catsup on your hot dog

1 Like

I married a girl from Indiana, so I am too familiar with the Midwest, unfortunately.

You mean ketchup…

4 Likes

Agreed. ā€œCatsupā€ does not exist IRL.

Ketchup GIF by Heinz

2 Likes

How else do you add umami flavor to it?

Patrick Mahomes Eating GIF by State Farm

5 Likes

My favorite is the expected telepathy when I get a text asking for a ā€œbest priceā€ without providing:

  • A zip code for tax
  • How many miles per year
  • What you want to pay at signing

And that’s just at the least before we get to associations, rebates, MSD’s, etc

5 Likes

Or even the model car…if people knew some of the texts we get they would understand the frustration. Again not complaining. I love this business but at times it’s very frustrating.

Just best price in general, for anything.

4 Likes

Look I just want a badge, mmkay?

1 Like

My answer is tree fiddy. Base taco. Then they say I want leather and sunroof…so not the best deal then?

2 Likes

GG BOYS

12 Likes

Me: Minivans are the best tool for the job of family hauling. Its spacious, comfy, and safe if sitting in the front at least.

OP: Anyone use a GT as a minivan.

Me: Surprised Pokemon

6 Likes