Oh, it is a sight! All the employees at the dealership are holding out their hands in front of me saying “please, sir, may I have some more?” And I say NO. And I slap them around some. I then have to waterboard the F&I person till they sign the contract that I drew up myself.
The GM sometimes tries to give me guff, but I smash his nose with the butt of my gun. Everybody jumps. Blood squirts everywhere. Nobody says squat after that. I may get some woman talking smack, but I give her a look like she’s next. She says nothing after that.
I’m hungry. I’m gonna get a taco.