I’d like 10% off MSRP and base MF for a Range Rover Sport please. You also have that employee PIN you can throw in? Oh you’ll take care of shipping too, right?
(being very facetious here)… 
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PM me your address I have pounds of Hershey’s chocolate I legit need to get rid of. I also have a few boxes of defective truffles from my neighbors business. I have a pound sitting on my desk rn. I’m only half joking. You ever stick your gloved hands in a 15lbs box of defective Reese’s cups that have been crushed?
Sure, 30k floor mats.
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On a new unit? What are people drinking?
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TBF, he gave me a pretax payment and cited a California deal for a lower trim that would by my math taken 19% off with his incentives and regional cash (even though I have 1k more than NJ).
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Regional cash is higher in NJ, but CA has the extra $1500 from CA, no?
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He did his homework, 20% off from a loaner in 2020, rebates from all sources whether qualifying or not. Last month’s MF. He clearly waiting for all of these things to exist at some point. It’s not his fault as a consumer that you are not competent enough as a seller to combine all of these clearly possible things into a deal now.
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I have 1k regional. CA has the CCFR right?
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CA gets a regional and CCFR (or at least they did last time I checked)
One of the oddest comments I have seen on LH, ever.
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At least his hands weren’t bare?
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It was food service. Baking 
Hershey+Sweet remember?
I don’t have NJ programs so I won’t go into it.
@Bostoncarconcierge No cupcakes for you.
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In my years in the food service industry, I never went shoulder deep into a box of Reese’s
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Not one single cocoa bean harmed in all 15 pounds of busted PB cups though, and sanitary to boot.
I have absolutely overpaid for things I wanted then and now. I didn’t follow that immediately by posting on a message board, whose topic is about getting those things as cheaply as possible, asking if I overpaid (and by how much).
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You ever stick your gloved hands in a 15lbs box of defective Reese’s cups that have been crushed?
going to be thinking about this all day.
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How else do you breakup 15 lbs of reeses cups.
I have standards. I also should be doing paperwork rn…
It sounded like a fetish to me, so I left it alone.
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You remind them the word “chocolate” in their name is a gross misnomer?
how has the mod gestapo not landfilled this shitshow yet?
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