$424/m Audi e-tron One-Pay or 9 MSD($429) CA only

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36/7.5

I don’t have any 2019 A7s left. Sold them all last month. Get an RS5. Totally different car but more fun. :grin:

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Here is the email that was sent, day and time.

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How To Get Loyalty and Costco (Works only during COVID)

  1. Lurk around Costco parking lot until you find someone in an Audi.
  2. Compliment his/her car.
  3. Propose a COVID marriage. “I’m tired of sheltering alone, aren’t you? Wanna get married?”
  4. If yes, file for a marriage license immediately and move in. If no, wait for another Audi owner.
  5. Lease an e-tron with loyalty and Costco.
  6. Wait until you receive a statement from AFS.
  7. File for an annulment on the ground that the marriage was caused by social isolation stress.
  8. Enjoy E-tron for the remaining 23 months. :grin:

Obviously, it’s a joke. Please don’t get married for the loyalty rebate. 2k isn’t worth the headache.

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WTF? Is someone hacking my emails? WSM, would you please resend? I don’t have it. I checked the spam folder too.

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Which costco do you visit? asking for a friend of course

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:rofl: :rofl:
Sadly, I don’t have Costco. But I have an employee discount and I can be found in Audi Fremont parking lot. Answering for your friend of course.

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@Audigirl

Can you clarify if you lease out of state?

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Updated the post to show CA only. Sorry. I would do it for you but it’s not up to me.

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doH- no Costco?! :rofl:

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Can you lease to a NV resident?

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Will you marry me for the time it takes to sign an RS5 lease?

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@Audigirl I’ve tried to come to with your numbers on the A8 but I must be missing something. I’m coming to ~$709 plus tax for a 36/7500 with full MSDs and $1761 at signing. I and likely others would love to see what the A8 looks like!

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LOL I would totally do it for you, @vhooloo, just to move an aged unit (2019 RS5, not you). But there is no employee discount on RS and R models. I’ve been eyeing a 2020 R8 V10+ for sometime and Audi just won’t do it. :sob:

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Is there some sort of competitor discount instead of loyalty? I have a BMW in the household but no audi.

Thanks,
Kevin

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Wouldn’t do business would Audigirl. She doesn’t come off trusthworthy. She hasn’t posted any of her deals in this thread. Where are the numbers? Shady.

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No. I wish there was. Try what I suggested!

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Someone please take my 2019 RS5. :cold_sweat:

2019 RS5 is like a 39 year old daughter who still lives with you. She’s beautiful (Look at those brake calipers! Practically edible). She’s talented (444 horsepower, 443 lb-ft of torque, 0-60 in 3.7 seconds). I don’t know why she can’t find someone. So for her happiness, I’m willing to give a sizable dowry (in a form of discount) and lease her to you at buy rate. You can take her home today and join my family.

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What is this very old daughter that is almost 40 years old going to cost? PM me calculation please. @Audigirl #GoBears

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Why not post the deal? Maybe if it’s good enough, you can tempt someone to make an irrational decision :wink:

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Any numbers on the E-Tron Sportbacks yet?