2024 Dodge Hornet R/T - One-Pay - FREE CAR

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Disclaimer: DEALER DOESN’T HAVE ANY MORE, find one at 20% off and you can get the same deal.

Big thanks to @Mpower22 for finding the dealer willing to just give out their hornets so no work was required at all in negotiations. Also big thanks to @perdana for sharing his post lol. Deal required a minimum positive depreciation amount of $500 so had to opt in for a $699 wheel tire insurance that will be cancelled after deal funds to make this effectively a free car. As many have told me, “only way I’d drive this is if it was free” so i’m happy to confirm the sentiment remains the same after driving it 500 ft to park it.

Vehicle- 2024 Dodge Hornet R/T eAWD
MSRP- $46615
Selling Price- $35999 (~20%)
Monthly Payment- $0 ( $0 effective)
Term- 24mo/7.5k
MF- 0.00009 (after 20 bps one pay rate reduction)
RV- 63%
Drive-offs- $697 ($699 warranty refunded after cancellation)
Incentives- $10000 ($6500 SFS Lease Cash, $2000 Loyalty, $500 First Responders, $1000 TDM)


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My gynecologist does not take Ls

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Thats sweet deal, RIP to your inbox

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Congrats. Nice color.
Did the dealer cover the shipping?:winking_face_with_tongue:

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you’re right, I should have them pay for that.

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Can u replicate? Any way to reduce due at signing amount? Does it come in Purple with green leather interior?

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Yes, please follow the link to submit inquiry icantread.com

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link doesn’t work can u plz pm me, thx

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lmao

10char

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Brother please watch T levels. Just looking out for you, my bro :anxious_face_with_sweat:

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This man went from Porsches to Dodge Hornys while I went from X7s to 911s.

Smh. T levels dropping like the stock market the last month…

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Damn I thought I got the best deal from them :joy::joy:

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Free is the best four-letter “F” word. Congrats on getting stung

Hornet GIF by GIPHY News

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I’ll give you $1k for it

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Well done man. Hard to argue the price of freeeee. But you’re not supposed to advertise the real life experience. :laughing:

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no longer practicing after your first visit

My gem has already been nicknamed as such several times… must go without saying lol

Ok it’s childish gambino, T dropping like the NASDAQ

Move them horneys like there’s dodge up my ass crack

Move Daytonas cause man fuck it I’ll do either

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Free car club :handshake::handshake::handshake:

Anyone but Andy.

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It’s also the only 4 letter F word that @HersheySweet knows about…