🦄 2019 Mini Cooper S Automatic - $0k DAS - $299 / month plus tax - $29,XXX MSRP - Unicorn!

Not nearly as bad
Definitely underrated
It’s the kind of car that underpromises and overdelivers :slight_smile:

Is there any loyalty discount available, msds possible and/or lower mileage lease terms available?

Not a unicorn…

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No loyalty
There is MSD
Miles are at 10k set
Let’s get you one :slight_smile:

It is as unicorn as a mini usually gets
Call it Uni Mini for fun

You must not have seen any of @loberant’s deals. Ask @MConte05 what he paid for his Mini.

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I miss him, and my mini!

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@MConte05 Sounds like you’re the one who got the “real” unicorn :slight_smile:

I guess it’s more of an Akhal Teke (Golden Horse) than a proper unicorn. Still rare, but not quite as enchanting? :wink:

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Bravo to your wiring skills. I like the way your sentences flow :slight_smile:

Let’s stop anyone referring to this as a unicorn. If it was, it would be gone by now.

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And let’s start calling your Tacoma deals Unicorns. We could never touch your deals here on those!!!

Negative

They’re not unicorns

This term is thrown around way too willy nilly lately

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My customers would pay a lot more on your TRD pro deals. You should be able to sell those like hot cakes

Spoken like a true wuddev guy wearing a Curry Jersey TRULY believing he’d got his shot off against Jordan.

ROFL. Seriously best laugh I’ve had in 25 years.

Who where what - Jordan - that’s must be some sort of fictional cartoon character or something

These day as long as I get Kim Kardashian’s approval I give myself a thumbs up and forget the rest :wink: