I took that as, you hit the nail on the head.
The marked up MF was .00077 so that after the one pay reducution of .0004 the actual MF was .00037 for my 580 deal.
It was actually 14!
Tbh I think we were all hoping you got your car from the bow tie guy in North Olmsted.
You dropped this gem about my EQS deal: âA lot of folks here have gotten their EQSâ at similar discounts. Just not all the incentives and stars lined up like this deal.â
A statement delivered with such conviction. So, where are the receipts? Because conviction without proof isnât just hollow; itâs an obligation to validate, or what little credibility one might cling to evaporates. Fast.
Letâs talk basics. âSimilar discountsâ? That tells us nothing. Zip. Anyone whoâs actually done one of these deals knows a discount percentage is a single, often misleading, data point. What was the MSRP it was based on? What was the actual Money Factor charged versus the buy rate? Were all the complex, stackable incentives for that specific VIN and region meticulously applied, or did they leave thousands on the table? What about fees? Without the full, unadulterated worksheet, âsimilar discountâ is just a lazy way to sound like youâre in the know.
Then thereâs your âstars lining upâ theory for the rest. Hereâs a truth: âStarsâ donât negotiate. People do. Strategy does. Expertise, born from countless hours of research and relentless follow-through, does. Attributing a complex, engineered financial outcome to pure âluckâ is the go-to for those who either canât comprehend the work involved or, perhaps, need to diminish othersâ success to feel better about their own.
See, people who actually know what theyâre talking about, who live and breathe these deals, rarely make sweeping âalwaysâ or âneverâ statements. They understand nuance. They understand that in this game, there are very few absolutes. And anyone with a modicum of self-respect and intellectual honesty isnât going to make definitive claims they canât back up with cold, hard facts. If I say something, itâs because I can prove it or Iâve lived it. I donât speculate wildly in a place where others are trying to gain real, actionable information that can help them, not hinder or confuse them with baseless generalities.
So, when someone like you makes a statement like that â a broad, dismissive brush-off with zero supporting evidence â whatâs the actual purpose? Is it to disrupt? To project some insecurity? Did a deal go south for you, and now you need to level the playing field by downplaying othersâ wins? Because those who can, do and show. Those who canât⌠well, they make vague statements on forums.
The challenge remains, crystal clear: Show your receipts. Present the verifiable deals. Demonstrate that your conviction is backed by something other than air.
If all you came here to do was drop a one-liner like that and then fade without offering anything of substance or value when called upon to clarify? Thanks, but weâre good. This space is for serious discussion and tangible information. Your kind of contribution? We can do without. Come back when you have something real to add. Or, you know, donât.
Dog chill out, I drank and hacked the OG so you could run
Itâs really not that deep ![]()

No, your meme title is safe⌠I used Gifâs!!
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You and kellstar also lemoned out the EQS super fast. Trailblazers.
Good morning. I hope this message finds you well, as I appreciate that you took the time to write up that very lengthy response
A couple things that I would like to point out
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My comment was not targeted at you. It was to point out that this is not easily replicable so people reading your post can have realistic expectations.
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This is line two, so I hope it appears as if I put a little more thought into this post. I donât often write lengthy responses any more since I donât spend as much time browsing the threads as I used to.
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It appears that posting an awesome deal not only allowed you to share your hack, but also made you feel entitled to only receiving positive comments. Itâs funny that you canât take criticism from an internet stranger, (or in this case, a comment that you incorrectly read as criticism). Maybe the posts that follow mine will be full of praise. See @HersheySweet post above. It ainât that deep, dog.
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@HersheySweet hacked EQS #1 in 2023 @Dany1122 # 2 @Kellstar # 3 @GOAT # 5 @perdana #6 @TheBigTuna # 7 and mine was # 8 These deals were all within a 30 day timeframe. The exact order may not be accurate but I do have some experience with EQSâ. I am, indeed, in the know
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Any OG on this site will tell you skill, experience, and often LUCK is part of a hack. If you feel that LUCK was not part of your deal, fantastic. I guess it didnât sit well with you someone may have questioned your skill?
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The receipt, since you asked. This is one of 6 EQSâ Iâve hacked (between 22 and 24% off) I took some, I passed some along. 24% off MSRP minus 18.5K rebates, but rate and shipping included (It was a long time ago, and I canât recall the exact dollar amount)
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Are you sure I am the one projecting insecurity?
What in the ChatGPT is going on here

Wow drama and it doesnât include me this time around⌠lol @holeydonut
You forgot about me ![]()
After $1900 mess up by dealer by overcharging me on DMV/Taxes, Pull ahead, and selling wallbox⌠effective was under $3K!
Mercedes North Olmsted - almost certain they have a few â24 model year left
Ask for Mr Hoinier
Reality check and break from deals that may or may not exist, be dumb luck, etc:
For the record, stars generally are stationary and do not move (other than âproper motionâ and some gravity). Stars âlining upâ or âaligningâ from your view on Earth is impossible as they are fixed and are in whatever alignment exists as of now. The stars in the Big Dipper do not line up and move over time, but are in that fixed formation you see now.
Planets are not stationary and will âline upâ to some extent from your view on Earth or from a non-terrestrial telescope, so that they can âappearâ to be in a âstraightâ line across the sky at different times of the year.
Of course if stars or planets could truly âalignâ then you wouldnât see it anyway from your vantage point as one would be behind the other and so on and each would be obscured after the first.
Just sayinâ⌠a saying with no sense.
âŚnonsense? lol
Yes! Ursa Major! Big Dipper! Nonsense!
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Wtf just happened here lol. I came back after seeing the meme thread. Chill guys all of these hacks are great and will get better. Opportunity for all to learn. Lets not turn into D measuring contest now.
Im waiting for Jon now since it literally takes dude 3 seconds of my post and start with the shoveling off to landfillâŚ

