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Pls DM me if you have any leads on the car(s) below. I am in VA…

EQE SUV either version
EQS SUV either version

I can do MSD’s… and have amex. Would like to keep the monthly payment between 550-600 ish for the EQE pre-tax and 700ish for EQS. If this is delusion please let me know and i will look at other cars. Loaner/CPO is fine with me