Needed: A way to subtly make everyone aware that I drive a 7 series

I didn’t realize it the last time this came up, but is that a fake window sticker?

The only truly subtle way to let everyone know that you’re better than they are is to artfully wear some branded apparel. Just a touch here and there to keep it subtle. Something like this…But remember. The fanny pack is mandatory.

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Looks more like a real temp plate

Did you photoshop 2003 Accord taillights onto that 745i?

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No sir, that there is the most reliable BMW badged car in the country.

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Was Bangle half-Japanese?

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The solution for you and Trism is obvi Instacart. What airport lounge lizard who leases a 7 series fetches their own groceries? That trunk is for golf clubs and dead bodies.

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Take the L. True winners don’t get their own groceries or caddy their own golf clubs.

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… after making only ~$40 in gross profit on the money in a couple of years, rather than just using the money to pay down debt in the first place.

I’m reasonably risk averse, and should have just stuck with my normal instincts.

Yikes lol…

Actually rich people don’t drive flashy cars to advertise their wealth.

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Boars Head? Son its not pay day yet.

Joking aside, highly underrated post. 1000x this.

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Opinions on what’s “flashy” vary wildly.

flash·y car

/ˈflaSHē/ /kär/

adjective

If the wheels on the car continue to spin when the car is stopped.

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flash·y car

/ˈflaSHē/ /kär/

adjective

A car which appears to be floating on a cloud of neon light.

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What about a commuter car? (::running and ducking::slight_smile:

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If by commuter car you mean this very specific subset of vehicles that you and 9 other people are only interested in, why yes, of course we will create an entire section dedicated to it!

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But a first gen Tiguan

If it has black wheels, it qualifies.

Not sure if you saw the plates on that Tig