The respect part I agree. I actually listen to his feedback.
Patiently waiting for his father waiting to come back from the liquor store 
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My dad don’t drink
Glad he’s imparting the bear necessities.
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Don’t worry sir. The car is perfect. Look at this clean title
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But literally, JUST look at it.
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I had this sitting for a while now and I’m like 5 days late but I’m probably going to get banned so why not speed run it?
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If I haven’t got banned
You good 
50+ broker fees collected from all those WRXs 
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Perfect timing
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On a semi serious note, I thought about either becoming a broker, car salesman, or being the paid translator for a broker here. Unfortunately I’m too lazy and too busy posting memes here.
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1st rule of all three of those, you gots to be spicy with the customer and/or tire kicker.
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Not worth it
I’d hate to deal with these penny pinchers
I went to a dealer interview 3x just so he can tell me I know too much this would be too slow for you smh, when I clearly told him I don’t want to work McDonald’s no more
That explains the @aronchi vibe @Stonksonlygoup
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Im just going with todays post vibes. Everyone is suppa spicy today on here.
As they say you catch more flies with honey or something. I like when a dealer throws out the red carpet to praise my offer composition
only to counter with an offer I immediately have to pass on.
EDIT: According to /askcarsales They hire anyone with a pulse, So you should post that there and let us know how things went. Without Big Mapleleaf I think it wont get deleted.
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Uhhhhh
We too far apart 
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They livin the phrase you miss 100% of the offers you dont take
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Whether honey or vinegar, never really understood platitudes like this one. The point makes sense, but why the F would anyone want to catch flies anyway?
@Stonksonlygoup I got some time this fall as I’m closing up my fix and flip business now. Why not go into a new career? Imagine your bmw salesman saying, I’m sorry I’m too rich to take your order right now. please GFY!
@drdvrgs I should go to a BMW delaership and convince the manager to let me sell M cars at huge discounts and then I can get banned by being stupid on LH!
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I always wanted to try my hand in the car biz, and then imagined myself dealing with customers who demanded free floor mats or Im giving you less then 10s on a survey or who was that wanted to back out of deal that was $5 over email price or something on here.
It would only be fun for me at a decently high end dealership like MB or BMW or Porsche. I wouldn’t care about the surveys and stuff though. I don’t need this job lol. If I was at a kia dealership, it’ll be hell on earth.
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