We don’t need any spillover from the DTC/ DeSantis thread or anything remotely political in here.
Please: send it all where it belongs
Didn’t need to explain, captain obvious. Should have just merged it into that thread instead of landfilling. Would’ve made more sense.
I, commander sexy-pants, will speak with my brash captain obvious. We apologize.
I could barely open my mailbox today because inside was a USPS priority mail envelope, and the return address said “the best gift ever” and a PO Box in Texas.
Inside the priority mail envelope was a gift wrapped package. When I removed that, it contained a shiny box gold box
And it was correct…
I will not be sharing the message on the other side of the potato, but only by that could I tell this gift was from @Benedetto
And while I thought I had surprised him with an amazing thank you gift (that the 
Amazon driver stole the first time), I relinquish my “excellent gift-giver” crown to the king 
#newProfile🥔Pic
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“Give a man a fish and you’ll only feed him for a day. But give him a potato and…”
He’ll take it to 5 Guys to be fried in peanut oil, maybe have them throw a 90-cent piece of cheese on top.
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So 
is the new 
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Also often imperfect off the assembly line.
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One of the comments “helldog” 
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Cheep Grand Apache or something like that
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No way. Imma buying a Saudi S8.
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