Leasehackr Meme Lounge (Part 1)

[Justlooking]

Hey! Its Porsh uh

[zaimer]

I’ll take a quarter zip, PRETTY please.

[zaimer]

You’ve been a bad bad boi

[amatot]

This thread keeps getting better and better​:rofl:

[mattevan]

My store gave me a really nice Porsche polo on delivery actually. Their merch boutique is

[Justlooking]

Mercedes G-Wagon (G550) , current market conditions

Wanting to show how much money you have/wanting to show how little you care about money and negotiating a deal are not mutually exclusive. There are plenty of bottom feeders who want to paint a certain image of themselves. But in my opinion, money talks, wealth whispers.

[instantfob]

Tips to obtain a SUBARU under MSRP

Went for round 2 with loyalty for a premium! For those on the fence between base and premium, get a premium hands down. @drdvrgs where are you at?! [image]

[jeisensc]

[RustyDaemon]

Porsche Macan Loaner, $543/mo effective, one pay ~70k MSRP

I am offended. I am a salesman. I know nothing about the product after taking quarters tests to remain certified and every customer who walks in instantly knows more than me. The only reason we have a sales assistant is to wipe the dribble off my chin in between customers.

[jeisensc]

@DailyDriven

We really appreciate your purchase of the 20XX MB XXX, but prefer you not come back to us again in the future

[jeisensc]

@Ursus

@senwia

Redacted to protect Kurts identity.

Must be Vonnegut

[RustyDaemon]

Some dealers be like…

Weirdest things said by dealers "You're still important to us."

I had a volvo dealer tell me a volvo is not for every one. [IMG_4E999F3E7C00-1]

[Ursus]

p.s. just in case: potato on fire

[instantfob]

[Justlooking]

Next time @spockvr6 goes back to same dealer

Weirdest things said by dealers "You're still important to us."

I had something related happen a few years ago at a BMW dealership. When I made them an offer (which honestly was not even anything LH Hall of Fame material, just a good solid LH type offer) I told them if they could do this deal I would come down and get two of them that afternoon. Their reply—— “Kindly sir, we do not want to sell you one car at that price, and certainly not 2. Please have a good day” I’m almost certain they blackballed my name and number

[RustyDaemon]

“The magic number for stupidly good Titan lease is…”

[giveleaseplease]

LHers emailing their Nissan dealers about returning their frontier for a titan with the same payment

[HersheySweet]

The Best Finance Rates & Hacks! Submit your CU recommendations!

They have great rates. 72 months at 2.99%. Maybe @HersheySweet or admins can reach out to create a partnership agreement. "When you are ready to expand your benefits program, simply prepare a letter, like the sample, on your company letterhead. Along with your letter of intent, we ask that you sign a Partnership Agreement with the Greater Metro FCU such that both parties move ahead with mutually-agreed upon objectives, allowing the credit union relationship to grow and prosper throughout your …

[TheBigTuna]

[DailyDriven]

Weirdest things said by dealers "You're still important to us."

It’s not about the add ons or the money. It’s about how the customer Feels. You get positive reviews making people happy, and negative reviews when you piss people off. I know many people who will walk into a dealership and walk out with a car. They will spend 10’s of thousands of dollars on a whim. If they feel taken care of they leave good reviews. My fiancée was at a dealer yesterday and they had a full on Starbucks inside. She got two “free” drinks while she was there. I’m a hackr. I’d take…