Leasehackr Meme Lounge (Part 2)

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Looks more like protective covers for humans

On mine it says on the fuel door DO NOT FILL AFTER 2037 that’s about 14 years lifespan…

I’m sure the engineers knew exactly what they were aiming for here with their set of “Protective” covers.

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Thanks, I enjoy being turned into a meme.

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It wasn’t you.

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But it’s True, the General Manager said that! lol…though the post said ‘GM’ won’t let them. which implies General Motors…haha

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Instead of a dealership slang dictionary, someone should put together a list of little white lies that help close a sale.

I like the “GM won’t let us discount” meaning the General Manager haha.

Every traditional sales person seems to have mastered the bald faced lie that goes “I got a family coming in to test drive this XYZ lot anchor later today… if you don’t buy it now it’ll be gone tomorrow”.

And of course “if I sell below dealer invoice, I can’t feed my kids”.

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My favorite was “we lose money if we sell at MSRP.” I’d asked about the red “SALE” tag hanging from the mirror that showed a price above MSRP.

This was at a Mitsubishi dealership in 2003.

To be fair, If you’ve seen what a mini deal (no front end gross) pays your salesperson, that may actually be true nowadays.

You’ve got to be moving volume and stair stepping to overcome it. (Which is moot if you get nuked on a survey or two)

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Explains why @thevolvoguy has no kids.

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Add brokers into that too.

No Thank You 90S GIF by CocoJuice

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Bro, I thought we had a good thing going? Me sending you 50% off M8 Convertibles offers and you ignoring me!

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@holeydonut

P.S. Didn’t mean to respond to your post…

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