Leasehackr Meme Lounge (Part 2)

[IAC_Scott]

No, all different people

[holeydonut]

Plot twist, one of those text chains is from @IAC , and another is @li8625

[thevolvoguy]

Anyone who says, “send me your best deal” isn’t buying

[IAC_Scott]

there is a 100% chance that you have a 0% chance of making a sale

[zaimer]

Much like “come in so we can be sure to create the best deal for you”

[zaimer]

I’ll be your sale. You know what I want

[holeydonut]

Maybe you should make a meme with all the introductions that have a 0% chance of a sale.

[DailyDriven]

[Kroos8]

[li8625]

Both the IAC guys know that I ain’t interested until it’s M lite and 30% off and buy rate!

[Ursus]

You don’t know this, but IAC used to be “20% off BMW or nothing” guy.

[li8625]

Oh no, does this mean I’ll become a broker in a couple of years?

[Ursus]

You are on your way

[IAC]

Loaner subsidy was more generous back then and of course it wasn’t uncommon for volume stores to have 300+ units in stock with 1,000+ cumulative including orders and inbounds at any given time.

If you paid sticker for bread and butter cars in those times you really were a rube.

[Ursus]

No one here paid sticker for BMW loaners, nor 20% off was a reasonable ask back then.

[thevolvoguy]

Bruh I do NOT want to admit how long it took me to realize that there was more than one IAC guy

[li8625]

Can’t wait for my new career!

[thevolvoguy]

I will pour you a glass of bleach

[li8625]

Bleach martini, shaken, not stirred

[holeydonut]

pay the LH broker fee, and start posting in the broker sub forum.