No one’s doing anything today on Long Island, it’s pouring out, gotta be a slow day in the store.
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Week 5 league grudge match 
is there any flooding where you are?
My street is sort of flooded, and I don’t live near the water, but the drainage system is over-capacity.
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Fixed that for you
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Have to ask: do you make the chainsaw buy you a bottle of Husqvarna 2-cycle first?
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How many chainsaws before it becomes a chainsaw gangbang?
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Ever watch the prank videos where they conference call two Chinese takeout places and hit the mute button??? That’s what the Eric and Volvoguy back and forth is like… and im lovin it
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I don’t give a F&*( what that karen does. He can come to the store and shoot me in the face with buckshot for all I care
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Bless his heart
There’s pills for that.
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Must be the reason why he’s fighting everyone today lol
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NO!!! I want them to kill ME. Not the other way around, that sounds like effort.
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