Leasehackr Meme Lounge (Part 1)

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They used to be, Vantage’s for ~1k, DB11’s for ~1300, McLaren’s in the mid 1000’s. Those days are gone but we’ll be seeing some nice deals on exotics very soon

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@anon65069371 Hey buddy. since @legendsauto only works in CA, can I move to CA for a couple of weeks to get my license and move back? I’ll let you drive the Mclaren…

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I’m already on the list to be @legendsauto lot porter

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Can I be the guy making $15 an hour to make sure clients have happy endings?

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We bought you an M3 to demo 6 months ago you never showed up

You get the M3 now

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the m3 tomorrow , giving it to that muppet @Littletuna

broken car GIF

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He used Chatgpt to send that to you. with Hello {DealerName} as the only variable.

#Unsubscribe

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not really.

  1. Copy @michael template email he posted a while back
  2. Look at trusted hackrs auto prompt about find key points you should build for your target deal
  3. Modify to fit car and seller name
  4. Spam away and then hopefully profit

Can you ask ChatGPT to ask DiVinci to whip up an animated tire-kicker gif, as a reply? Bonus points it it scrapes their photo from linkedin.

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He wants an itemized bill nothing wrong with that
Besides the fact he’s going to shop it around with every dealer :joy:

He forgot to ask if your dealer will transfer his tags!

#dealerappreciatesthebusiness

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They also forgot to mention where they live… Their zip code… What county or taxes…

What rebates they might qualify for … Do they have a trade in…

:person_shrugging:

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And were they even looking for a Volvo? That’s about as generic as it gets

And credit score :joy:

Man has 2 repos and 2 10k credit cards and he wants a new car :joy:

When are you going to reply to my email?

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#notacustomer

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If I dont get an email reply, I’m gonna demand:

a) A waste of customers time fee
b) A future no broker fee coupon.

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