Leasehackr Meme Lounge (Part 1)

[Ursula12]

[sharksfan15]

So many strikes, good pitching

[Stonksonlygoup]

“I dont like the dealership haggling experience cause they overcharge everything, that’s why I purchased my gently used Highlander from Carvana”

[notaleasepro]

In fairness they finally fixed the calculator.

[Ursula12]

Every post should have a TLDR version in meme form after it closes for quick reference lolol

[alphawave7]

[Kroos8]

Might depend on the subforum. That topic has been discussed ad nauseum on the G20 subforum.

[max_g]

[zaimer]

Agreed, I don’t understand that “I need a bus” for one child mentality. I’m not sure that I would purchase a van if I were to have 5 kids LOL.

[Spyder1]

[RustyDaemon]

Credit goes to @vhooloo

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Maserati Levante Demo 5000miles

When the Maserati hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore When the wheels seems to shine like You’ve had too much wine, that’s amore…

Best rendition of this song by venerable Dick Solomon himself:

Dick, Sally, Harry, Tommy trying to be Italians- I literally cried my eyes out laughing -

[njc]

@zaimer

Agreed, I don’t understand that “I need a bus” for one child mentality.

Here is how it goes if you follow mommy blogs for your first child. You need with you at all times:

1. Child seat that’s build like an actual heavy tank. Think Britax top of the line that takes up a full seat in a 3 row SUV or 1.25 seats in a smaller SUV.
2. A stroller that even folded would take up the whole trunk of a sedan, because strollers collide with cars and need to be built with latest car safety standars, 83 point harnesses and air bags.
3. a bag the size of a medium luggage loaded with diapers plus whatever yields good commission on Amazon affiliate section for baby crap.
4. from here there are 2 scenarios (and remember you already used up the front seats and half the rear row)
   i. you have a dog the size of a small horse that needs the rest of the space in second row.
   ii. you are somehow ALWAYS driving around with in-laws in tow, and they don’t have cars to drive themselves.
5. while all of the points from 1-4 are in the car, you also going to stop by Costco, Sam’s Club and do enough shopping to require a roof rack .
6. on the way home you also decide to stop by home depot, and pick up random lumber because HD trucks don’t exist for that one trip a year that you go and pick up duck tape.

[Martin3754]

[zaimer]

Yep, still don’t “need” a van. We could play hypotheticals all day about the positions people do or don’t put themselves in.

[Ursus]

@mario41051

i don’t like the Stelvio

[Spyder1]

With the new wave of 12 mo lease requests

[RustyDaemon]

[mattevan]

Me reading the Maserati thread:

Soprano Ohs

[sharksfan15]

[asfarr86]

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