Apologies this weekend was absolute insanity (I did 20+ deals). I get flooded with texts and PMs so if I didn’t answer please reach out again.
Apologies for the inconvenience 
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Update - Unicorn Trax #2 
sold before I even posted it. I’m likely going to make it a weekly thing where I drop a crazy deal or two every Friday. Definitely will be at least another Trax next weekend, perhaps a Silverado, Traverse, or Eqiunox 
I am absolutely slammed on the weekends and get flooded with PMs and texts so if I missed you please don’t hesitate to reach out again!
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Two fresh available C8s in from factory today 
*before anyone asks they’re both 20k over with hard ads, not expecting to sell to anyone on here just posting pics
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Can I come by and just sniff the inside of the shipping wrap? For uhh science.
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I’d rather sniff the rich Corinthian leather myself, but you do you. 
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Saw a white one with some sort of MFG/Dealer CA plates driving around my area this AM, looks pretty damn good!
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Can I test drive it? I’ve got some Hand Sanitizers I can use as a down payment.
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BOLT SPECIAL THIS WEEKEND 
SLATE GREY LT FAST CHARGE
36/10K
$38,490 MSRP
$34,000 Selling
$7,250 Rebate (MUST have loyalty or conquest)
ONE PAY - $7,500 + Tax
(with post-sale rebates and / or CVAP this is a unicorn)
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what’s up Ethan!
Nice to see you again. any word on Tahoes or anything of the sort? I looked at the smaller SUVs and wasn’t really that interested in the Blazer, I thought I’d be but it didn’t really stand out to me. Thanks!
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TRAX SPECIAL THIS WEEKEND
LS IN SILVER ICE METALLIC
24/10K
$23,585 MSRP
$20,343.75 Selling
$2,250 Rebate (MUST have loyalty or conquest)
$2,500 Down
$79.14 + Tax
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2020 CHEVY TAHOE BLOWOUT
SIREN RED TINTCOAT LT W/ CAPTAINS
36/10k
$60,475 MSRP
$51,575 Selling
$2,000 Rebate (MUST have loyalty or conquest)
$2,500 Down
$555 + Tax
(just for you @honeymoose)
Edit - Sold
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2020 CHEVY SILVERADO 1500 RST CREW CAB DURAMAX
TUNDRA WHO? SATIN STEEL 1500 RST CREW CAB DURAMAXXXXXXXXXXXX
36/10K
$52,815 MSRP
$47,815 Selling
$1,500 Rebate (MUST have loyalty or conquest)
$2,500 Down
$399 + Tax
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Thank you Ethan 
I appreciate it!
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Awesome deals! That bolt deal is screaming. If I didn’t have a Silverado already I’d be all over that one as well. The RST trim is perfect. Dang… Ethan is on a roll.
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Any Traverse deals? Look for a 3rd row family car.
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10% off on a Silverado RST. I would love to find that in NJ. I’m stuck around 5%-8%
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I can work one for you, shoot me a text at 949.415.6938
You little slut
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There’s two of the C8 plugs?