If you know everyone than why you asking us? Go ask dealers to make the deal. We can’t tell you Hummer on here lol
Ah I wish Chat GPT could build a 911 at 31% off for me … since @li8625 already got his at 30% lol
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That’s a bit of a childish comment. I’m sorry if what I posted hurt your feelings, but I’m not sure why you’re taking information personally when it has nothing to do with you.
It is disappointing to see this level of toxicity. This community is a place for sharing data and helping each other, but lately, some of the comments here have been nothing but attempts to poison the conversation.
If you aren’t here to contribute to the discussion or help people find better deals, please find something else to do with your time. Let’s keep this thread focused on the actual numbers and GMC strategy so it stays useful for everyone else.
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I don’t know how you hurt my feelings when I get unicorn deals. We are telling you how it is but you’re trying to convince everyone otherwise. You seem to know what you’re talking about so why bother asking less knowledgeable people. Hummer deals are gone for most part so anything below a certain dollar amount is a “steal” given the market
#askhole
Good for you on the unicorn deal, I’ve had my share of them too. But let’s be real, bragging about a deal that isn’t even available anymore doesn’t make you an authority, it just makes you nostalgic.
You’re acting like the forum bodyguard over a deal from the past while I’m actually talking to dealers about February 2026 inventory and GMF stacking blocks. If your only contribution is to call people names and flex about ‘unicorns’ that nobody can replicate today, you’re the definition of an #askhole, just on the ego side of the fence.
Unless you have a way to turn back the clock to whenever you got your ‘steal,’ maybe let the adults finish talking about the current programs. Move along.
Cool story man. You can just post on here and it will be crickets. Hummers aren’t EQS where you can get $100k for Pennie’s on the dollar.
good luck to you and your hummer deals.
Feels like you are trying to hack what is now unhackable. Just move on to greener pastures .
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Not sure what kind of information you want people to provide. You said yourself the rebates/programs currently suck, it is what it is. There’s no magic lever, math, or ai GM Floorplan strategy you can give to a dealer to make a past $600 payment happen at the moment. Wait it out for better programs, or pick a different car if you need something now. I probably wouldn’t insult some of the more helpful people on the forum.
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To clarify: I haven’t insulted anyone. If you look back at the thread, the hostility started from the other side while I was just discussing the numbers. I’m here for the data, not the drama.
@djrabbi, if you bother to look at ‘Signed,’ you’ll see my GT RS deal there, I also have three other leases that I did not posted including a Blazer EV at $150.
My point remains: Since current incentives are weak, the only way to get anywhere near $600 is through a heavy dealer discount. If the discount isn’t there to offset the lack of rebates, the deal is dead. That’s the reality of the current market we’re all navigating.
How to try to get dealer further discount, negotiate, talk with fleet manager, find old inventories, try to understand dealer that are underwater, look for deal out of state.
Thanks Steve. Seems like someone is just chasing their own tail
Can’t we all just get along? Damn, yall ruined a perfectly innocent forum post with your d measuring contest about who knows more about leasing. It’s not that serious.
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I’m in Colorado, had a deal for $307 a month on a Hummer in December, passed on it because I wanted better, and now I regret it. If you’re not in Colorado, the words “Hummer” and “lease deal” shouldn’t even escape your lips in February 2026. Now, if you are in Colorado, you should attempt to convince the dealership to backdate your contract to December 31 and try to get a deal. Good luck.
What dealer in their right mind would ever agree to this? Legal implications aside
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it’s not a crime if you don’t get caught. That’s what House of Pain says anyways…..
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Their strategy here would pretty much confirm the exact opposite. They LOVE losing money on these.
For the record, “that’s the joke". Of course no dealer would ever do this, nor should they. There is no Hummer deal available.
No new incentives from GMF, status still the same of February
Zero Incentives: No special MF/Residual, no Costco, no Conquest, and no Loyalty discounts are available this month. The nonsense 0% finance still up.
Probably I’m going to extend my leases for 6 months, and wait until September for better deals before they release the 2027 models.
