Every Major Airline’s ‘Customer of Size Policy,’ Broken Down In Detail

[cruiserchuck]

@mattevan

Mods, can we change to “person of hearty appetite”?

Or how about Lard Ass?

[alphawave7]

Habitually Unfit. Perfectly Plump. Full Figured. Heavy Cruiserchuck.

[mllcb42]

@zaimer

Put yourself on an international flight, trying to having supper on the tray table, after already flying for hours on end, and the bimbo in front of you decides to jack the seat back all of the way

On a flight from LA to London, the lady in front of me laid her seat back, put on an eye mask and headphones, and wrapped up in a blanket… during pre-boarding. Had to try to get in my seat and situated with her laying down. For the rest of the flight, she would occasionally sit up to do something, then fling herself back as quickly and aggressively as possible to forcibly recline.

Homicide was considered while over international waters.

[zaimer]

@mllcb42

@zaimer

Put yourself on an international flight, trying to having supper on the tray table, after already flying for hours on end, and the bimbo in front of you decides to jack the seat back all of the way

Homicide was considered while over international waters.

[trism]

@jeisensc

Some people have the opposite problem.

Tech workers getting leg-lengthening surgery that costs up to $150K: report

So far paying $150,000 for procedures that “add up to six inches” has only lengthened the amount of time before I can retire.