if I can find $1k the wife doesn’t know about somewhere . . .
For Sale: 2020 Mid Engined C8 Corvette. 100k OBO. Needs some minor electrical work. Contact Frank Kerbeck for details. No low ballers or tire kickers, I know what I have here.
You may find $1k she doesn’t know about, but how about $1K x 36?
Plenty of time between here and delivery to buy some nice heels and purses whilst cajoling my way into the purchase.