Yeah, what can I say, I never owned a BMW, I always leased them. And my deals were true hacks, not hack jobs like this. People/dealers actually pay thousands for the privilege of talking over my deals - it’s all under my profile. Including the last deal on the $99K i5 M60 for zero DAS and 599/mo. Lots more where this came from. I was getting quotes in the 4s with zero DAS on those IX x50s like yours.
You, OTOH, will need to pay thru the nose to unload this fleabag of a deal. You will need to find a complete moron to take on this for only $5,000, which will still place you at about $1,700/mo on this… WHERE ARE THE OTHER THERE CARS FOR THAT PAYMENT?
Last but not least, just because someone hasn’t said something, doesn’t mean that they don’t know far more on the subject than you think you do.